Ahh.... A perfect day ! Nowhere to go. Nothing to do.
Just me, my Air Conditioner (Best friend ever!), my Recliner (Luv you, buddy!), the Internet (You are my World.), and a bowl of crunchy snacks !
“What's in the bowl?”, you ask. Fritos (Dog Breath), Cheetos (Orange stuck in teeth, stained fingers), and French Fried Onions (Don't judge. The green beans are just an excuse, and you know it.)
Once you have given up all hope of ever having sex again,
your Snacking Possibilities widen greatly !!
Hey, I try to find the silver linings where I can. Sarcastic Optimism is the closest I can get.